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(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.
Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.
Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.
Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
When the testicles are so swollen from constant arousal, that a wheelbarrow is needed to assist in movement.
He was so aroused, he could hardly walk from his wheel barrel balls.
The word is usually is used in this fashion TGDB. Someone who unknowingly exposes his testicles while removing his pants/shorts to wear his undergarments to sun bathe or go swimming in the water or to change into other garments.
Hey The Great Disco Balls is coming over everyone stay clear while he changes his clothes.
When you trip and oh no suddenly you fell on your homies dick and are sucking him good
Did you hear Finn experienced Tripping and sucking a mans balls tragic isnt it?
So tragic
someone who is “balls rich” is just a person who has money in their pocket, bank acct, etc... it could be a dollar or a hundred dollars but still balls rich, as the length of the pocket lines up with ya balls.
Person: He looks balls rich but he ain’t got a job.
Friend: how does he do it?!
One who performs ultimate acts of wiffle ball prowess whilst inebriated, intoxicated, or sloshed.
Matt is a wiffle ball legend, he went 8 for 8 with 3 home runs on the beach yesterday.
Antonym - Brittany is not a wiffle ball legend, she gave three home runs to one opposing player yesterday.