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The day to offend anyone you like
Can you believe it’s National offensive day?
"What Is National Chris Yetman Day? "
it's where you go naked for the day and send pictures of yourself to him, he also gives free foot massages and kicks them
it's the 9th of October! national Chris Yetman day
If you know a person named Charlie, you have to cuddle with them on this day.
"Oh, Hey! It's National "Cuddling With People Named Charlie" Day! Charlie, I guess we have to cuddle!"
May 14th: Dress up in an inflatable costume for a day!
"why are you wearing that"
"bro its national inflatable costume day!"
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One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).
Me: It’s September 9th
My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!
The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
I can't wait for National steal a hat week!
National Mephobian Day is a day where Mephobians come out and show the world how awesome you are. The world may end today because of those Mephobians.
“Bro why you so awesome today?”
“Because National Mephobians Day I’m a Mephobian”