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baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks

yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020


Leash Baby

A term for someone who cannot emotionally handle criticism or controversy of any sort. Based on kids who were put on leashes by their parents in public so they couldn't walk too far away.

BOSS: Hey I noticed that you were about 30 minutes late today, and it's not a big deal, but could you text me when you're on your way so that I know when to expect you?
EMPLOYEE: That's like a HUGE micro-oppression, you can't talk to people like that.
BOSS: Oh don't be such a leash baby!

by LuckyPython March 26, 2018


decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.

His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.

by watermelonpal October 30, 2023


Baby guy

A baby guy is someone who is a baby-guy. A baby guy complains about everything. A baby guy is mean and rude to people. A baby guy is the definition of a loser. A baby guy is grouchy and unhappy with life. A baby guy takes frustration out on others and blames everyone else for everything.

A baby guy is a gender neutral phrase. Both males and females can be a "baby guy".

Person1: I hate everyone and my life sucks!
Person2: Dude...stop being such a baby guy.

by Jaw-Knee A April 10, 2016


scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 9, 2017


Ou-babies

Pants that are so tight, when you walk by, people turn their heads and say, "Ou, baby!"

I was at the mall the other day and saw an emo kid sagging his ou-babies.

by Thepapabear July 13, 2011


Make a beautiful baby

This is the day to make babies, such as on 18th of May! All women will go through birth.

Person 1: Why do you have a baby in your hand?
Person 2: I just experienced birth... it's Make a beautiful baby day.

by Llalapebd November 9, 2021