u mum when. me when
please help me i am in great pain
Random homless guy: *Eats*
me: u mum when (BECAUSE SEX HAHA FUNNY)
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A sexual act where two or more gay men engage in penetrative sex with their assholes. This is usually accompanied by a copious amount of lube. According to the Geneva Convention it would not be considered gay butt sex but rather just butt sex if one of the parties involved utter the magic words "no homo".
Charles: Yo I had Gay Butt Sex yesterday. It felt amazing!
Bao Dao: Yeah I know I did it with you!
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The ancient form of Chinese sex using long bamboo sticks as a sex toy while having intercourse.
Most commonly used by lesbians.
It's the first form of a dildo
Ms. Tran: oh me so horny! do math homework while performing Chinese butt sex OoOo
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1) When you hang upside down and fuck eachother
2) When you 69 while you holding the girl upside down
Me and your sister had upside down sex last night.
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2nd of August. The days straight/gay couples have sex. This day is celebrated in Europe mainly.
woo its National sex day
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The doing of having a pineapple with 2 friends and taking turns shoving the pineapples in each others butt holes.
"Dude me mark and john had the best pineapple sex party ever!!"
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The act of having sex beacause your favorite team won...or lost if you just want to, most of the time on game day.
Boyfriend: Giants won, wanna have Super Bowl Sex?
Girlfriend: Sure!!!
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