Your mother sucks cocks in hell

The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.

A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.

Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

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shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.

The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!

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put some balls behind that cock

try a little harder; give something a good effort; put a little muscle into it

(Nerd shoots a free throw and airballs.)

Lingo Hipster: "Come on nerd, put some balls behind that cock."

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rock out with your cock out

To party extremely hard.

Rock out with your cock out.

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Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."

(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

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Fat juicy cock in my mouth

all i want right now.

“hey”
“don’t even talk to me all i want is some ‘fat juicy cock in my mouth’ right now”
“same bro, same...”

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ass cock ring blower

its a silly little ring you stick in your ass

last night me and hermie used a ass cock ring blower

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