Getting Dersed

When someone tells you they’re going to do something and they do the opposite.

My buddy told me he would be on Xbox soon 2 hours ago I guess I’m getting dersed.

National get your bf a gift

March 11th.

National get your boy friend a gift day!!

Here’s a gift!
Bf: why?
It’s national get your bf a gift day!!!

hanz get the flamethrower

Hanz a soldier who carries a flamethrower

Overused by internet users to... I really don't know ask a cap for more info

"Hanz get the flamethrower"
p1: there are 99 Genders
p2:Hanz get ze flamethrower

Get yer Moolah

means to get your money, its very chavy

we have to get yer moolah tommora otherwise it will go out of date

get the crate

means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.

steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

getting your lips out

When a little weasel can’t stay awake in a work truck

Ozzy stop getting your lips out