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When Charlie savage inhales a bottle of whicky on a Friday and spits statutory rape game on Jessica. Then wakes up to become the infamous hung dog millionaire
Harry :Charlie why you so hung, just firm it pussy
Charlie: shut up you smelly saliva eating squatch
Harry : your a hung dog millionaire firm it
slang mainly used in the pacific northwest excluding california ( oregon, washington) meaning a males genitals.
tom: i fouled manning by hitting him in his dog n' tots.
justin: oh not his dog n' tots
When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement
“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”
A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.
Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail
People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.
Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you
When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.
I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.
During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.
I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.