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When you take a girl to the left field wall in a baseball stadium and you fuck her at the wall at 390 feet
Have you done 390 sex wall with your girl yet ?
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The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.
Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."
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When a male inserts their penis into the inside crease of the elbow when the arm is bent.
Hey baby can i stick my penis in your elbow crease and have Elbow Crease Sex?
bend that arm for me, i want to place my penis between your bicep and forearm and have Elbow Crease Sex
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It doesn't exist
Wesley's Sex Life is nonexistent.
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When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.
Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!
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