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The sex beater system is a replacement for standard currency, instead using sex in exchange for goods and services. How much each person's sex is worth would be determined by a sex grade level (or overall sexiness). Different values and forms (frontal, oral, anal or nasal) would be the equivalent of cents and dollars.
I support the usage of the sex barter system instead of paper currency.
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When the male cums but aims it at the woman to kill her. After the cum hits the male will do take the L while his dick is inserted in the woman
Last night a guy used the fortnite sex move on me
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when everything in sex is big
Oh my God I have never seen or had the big sex time until i was with Chapelle last night.
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When two people of any sex completely cover themselves in olive oil and rub against each other then you put a bodily fluid of your choice in the persons mouth they wash it around they spit it in your mouth and add something else. It keeps going back and forth until one of you quits at that point the winner gets oral. Also known as S.S.S
"Man me and levi did some slippery slug sex last night he gave me a great blowjob after he puked all over my ass"
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Something you’re right when you just bored out of your mind or are you have nothing better to reply.
Gay Nigga Sex or Nigga Balls
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The kind of sex you have after pretending to make up. The most awkward sex of your life because the other person thinks all's forgiven
Even though I said " I forgive you", once we had "Fake-up sex" I couldn't stop thinking how ugly his face was and how much I just wanted to beat him with a stick. Asshole.. forever in the dog house.
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Exactly how it sounds. Imagine Russian Roulette, but instead of a gun with 1 bullet, you have an orgy with several potential sexual partners, one of whom can give you an STD.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Person A: I think I have syphilis.
Person B: Cheer up, buddy. Look at the bright side. Maybe you can play STD Sex Roulette now?
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