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National munch day is a day for all the munches. The men that would do anything for that one girl. The man that that woman likes so dearly.
“Yo Zack you know it’s national munch day?” -Kusa
“Bro I had no idea we need to tell lucas, he’s so down bad for you know who”-Zack
May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)
Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!
Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
February 24th is National cum day. Either from urself or another girl. No guys.
Yo it’s February 24th, we have to cum it’s National cum day
lying about money/lifestyle (10/1)
hey lets go to /psn! its national larp day!
Today July 10th, is the day all urbexers are appreciated for their artwork and stories, we love urbexers. Today is national urbex day, celebrate it with some valid urbex.
Drifter shoots : today’s national urbex day yo
Em1t : that’s sick man let’s climb something
All December you are allowed to simp. Skimping is allowed during this month.
Johnny: Why do I always have to be a simp?
Greg: Don’t worry bro, it’s National Simp Month!!!