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white umbilical cord

The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...

Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.

by pentozali October 26, 2011


Who says heaven is white?

A phrase mostly used by religious southern Americans meaning an unexpected, yet pleasant surprise. Basically "a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one" in yeehaw slang.

"I hope it was okay for me to bring Billy with me for dinner, I forgot to ask" "Of course! who says heaven is white?"

I thought I was gonna fail this exam, but turns out I passed! My god, who says heaven is white!"

by GentleLad March 6, 2019


white volcano

It’s a game where you have to use the same cumsocks every day when you jackoff. one month later you have to tie your filled cum socks and throw to your favorite teacher when it hits your teacher she will look like a white volcano

Haha I fucked your uncle then my uncle chalenged me to white volcano my teacher

by Stoinky dick cheese October 31, 2017


White Volcano

When pubic hair is twisted into a upwards fashion, and then a drop of cum is added to the top. The cum will flow down in a fashion much like a volcano erupting

Damn, i should submit my white volcano as a science project.

by weswan March 1, 2016


white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 16, 2022


snow whiting

When you are punch drunk and you have an orgy with 7 other people.

" Hey dude, last night was crazy. I went snow whiting."

by Paul Coolwhip December 9, 2015


White terracotta

Noun
A person with fake tan who got semen all over themselves.

Person 1: I turned your mother into white terracotta last night.
Person 2: What the fuck.

by WizardFrogge February 7, 2022