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Dumbass shit rookies say that aren't welcome and should just leave
I was Poppin off the Rip and now I'm gay.
Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.
Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.
The gone off sausages taste like shit.
When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.
i.e. I squirted from my ass.
The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.
Where’s Desiree at these day’s?
Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.
A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.
Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?
Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.