a day that is celebrated by women who had sex with a man that had wack dick
im going to celebrate national wack dick day and post my ex
When asked every girl MUST send titty pics to whoever asked
Guy: Can you send me a titty pic it’s October
Girl: YA OFC ITS NATIONAL TITTY PIC MONTH
National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.
This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.
It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.
On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!
Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!
National Tapatio Day is where you eat EVERYTHING with Tapatio, and eat a SPOONFUL of TAPATIO
Someone: Hey you it’s National Tapatio Day!
Y/n: WHAT!
Someone: Yk the drill…
Y/n: ugh
June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.
Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.
National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.