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When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.
"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"
When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair
“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”
-“no way, lucky duck.”
to smoke a cigar with one's bros
My friends and i get classy on the weekend.
A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.
Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"
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What one friend says to another when that friend recieves poor news or has something bad happen to them.
Getting rekt but worse.
Friend 1- "Dude my girlfriend just left me and my grandma has been hospitalized"
Friend 2- "Oof, that's a mega neg my guy deadass, get the schlep."
Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.
He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.
when someone gets a massive old pan to the face
pan got pand on main owo
-lol get pand phan