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A beverage consisting of generic red wine and ginger ale, mixed roughly 50/50, usually in some shoddy plastic cup. Common to unsophisticated young women in Canada and elsewhere.
"What you drinkin', look like grape kool aid o' somethin'?"
"White girl sangria..."
During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.
*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial
"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"
"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"
Someone of darker complexion raised in an administrative military atmosphere.
"What is your nationality?" " I am an Alternative White Man."
When a girl has a fresh tampon in and u cum in her while he is bleeding
Hey it’s that time of month wanna try a white tampon
Whilst teabagging someone, (putting nuts into victims mouth) run milk down the shaft and let i drip off of the nuts into the persons mouth.
If you fall asleep before I do I will White Russian Teabag you.
To begin prep bring with you a small cup of milk( or half'n' half) and set to the side. Also you will have to be nice and hard.
Step 3: Assume the position over the recipients open mouth.
Step 4: Begin pourin a small stream of milk down the bottom side of the shaft so that it runs down the shaft and off the bottom of your sack dripping/ drizzling into recipients mouth
"Bro, I swear if you fall asleep first I am gonna have to White Russian Teabag you!"
A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”