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Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...
When you make a big donation on a sex livestream and then you get a rap song as your special surprise and the woman squirts her biggest piss fuck when the man giving away the song makes his fucking gambling joke.
When you palm of your hand turns red after madterbating too much
Fuck! My hand is all fap burnt
A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
A repetitive movement of an elbow on a penis until ejaculation. Resembles the dance move.
The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates
Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in
Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
The act of putting ones hand in ones own pocket and masturbating. Can be used to sneakily wank in public
I had an epic pocket fap at work today. No-one suspected a thing
fap wank masturbation