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When two people have sex on a toilet.
Bill's wife gave Bill a California Hug because Bill had to take a shit and Bill's wife didn't want to stop.
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everyday is hug day :)
guy : want a hug ?
girl : it’s not january 21st
guy : everyday is hug day though
girl : oh ya !
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When two people haven't seen each other for a long time, and instead of saying hi and catching up, one gives another a quick hug to be polite and continues on their way.
"Did you see that? I haven't seen him in two years and all he did was give me a drive-by hug!"
"He probably doesn't want to talk to you. You did cheat on him with his best friend."
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Usually used as a verb when something clearly sucks. (also known as Hugroot)
We were at a another keg party on Ackerman that really hugged root. It was a total sausage fest.
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a lateral embrace usually done with participants positioned hip to hip in lieu of a standard hug which pits participants face to face, as an attempt to reduce the threat of contracting swine flu; an epidemic-era invention
Jane goes to hug Jill but Jill abruptly grabs her by the shoulders and positions Jane's hip adjacent to her own.
"Gonna have to execute the swine hug 'cause I don't wanna expose you. I think my roommate's got H1N1."
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When two men with thick beards embrace each other by rubbing each others' beards up against the others' respective beard. This action is done amongst good friends and is another way of greeting as opposed to a traditional hug.
Hey Jay!
How's it going?
Not bad - not bad. Beard hug!
<Beard Hug ensues and conversation continues as if nothing strange happened>
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When a girl with good sized tits, who is slightly shorter the person being hugged, hugs someone so That their tits are right under where their heart is so the tits can support a sad heart.
Damn bro I just got a tit hug from that girl over there. It was amazing.
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