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The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.
Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!
Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!
*45 seconds later*
Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!
"I LOVE mac and chili, shit tastes like my grandma's toes."
When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
"What happened to you last night, man?"
"Crystal came over and I chili dogged that bitch."
When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog
Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night
A tomato named bob that’s put in chili
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
Mom: honey come down to eat dinner
Me: what are we having?
Mom: tomato bob chili
Me: yay I love that stuff
The act of using vomit as lube after a large, celebratory feast.
"I'm stuffed. Wanna fuck?"
"Sure, but we're out of lube"
"Guess it's time for the Ol' Roman Chili Dog"
When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.