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the midget from lord of the rings but if mexico threw up on him
oh my god Dan Morales
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•The Origin story•
This rare greasy creature is bred in places most people call a complete shit hole, Dan Forbes after being rejected by his dad then later joined a jungle tribe called “pedos’R’us” and has one of the lead roles as prince of nonces but god forbid he disagrees with the king dominic croal because if he disagrees with the king the king brings out his toys that he uses on stig, Dan Forbes got sent to nonce inprisonment because he got caught in the hospital moterboating all the babies and fingerblasted one to death and after he got out he 69’d his sister (who is 4), and to this day he approaches kids under the age of 6
Man: “yanno that pedo-prick dan forbes who went on a mass moterboating spree at a Fukin nursery....yeah he’s at it again fuck sake”
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A fucking lad that snorts beers and drinks bongs and drives trucks. Cranks 90s on your sister
Ay I heard Dan Desmond blungeoned a kid with an axe
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Foppish guy who will work in plumbing one day.
Mate he’s destined to be a dan levy. It’s nominatively determined.
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The hoopiest of froods. The epitome of super fucking awesomeness. A hyperbole to end all hyperboles.
WOW! Capn Dan sure is Capn Dan!
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Pulling a Dan occurs when someone pulls a prank on someone else. When the person is pranked so badly that they cannot do anything, they tell their mother. The mother then goes to contact the mother of the pranker, with the pranker getting in trouble. Hence the term, "Pulling a Dan".
Prankee: Ah, I wish I could get revenge on that person who pranked me, but I am not clever enough. Oh, I know! I'll just Pull a Dan!
*Calls mother of Pranker
*Pranker gets grounded
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