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Say this to your weeb friend while watching cloud atlas and they would for sure love you. 💗
B: Ask me why I like Cloud Atlas so much.
A: Well alright.. Koutarou, why do you like Cloud atlas so much?
B: S... So you.. know in the m-movie when.... th.. characters die in one life...?
B: W-well.. I... Like it when..... Th-they find each other again.... In another life.
B: It m-makes me.... feel like I'll h-have another life... one beyond this one... one that's better.. wh.. where I can actually wake up to you... and be with.. y.... you....
B: One where we... Can.. Live n.... normal lives instead of... living........ this one.
A: You know... I would like that. Very much.
B: Me too...
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The basic things one needs to do to keep life flowing smoothly along. May include, but not limited to: laundry, grocery shopping, cleaning (of refrigerator, bathroom, kitchen), paying bills.
"What'cha doin' Saturday?"
"Gotta do some life maintenance. Fridge is empty and laundry basket is full."
The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.
It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.
Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
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something every senior citizen should have
robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!
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Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.
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