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The seriously hot emcee (rapper)for Linkinj Park
Mike is SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!Too bad he's married. ANNa got to him first, though. Good luck and happi marrige
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When someone gets 1 hit knocked out
That guy got Mike Tysoned and the fight was over.
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A pussy bitch.
Don't be a Mike Medina and take one more shot.
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When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.
Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*
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1.When an icicle is used like a dildo.
2.When an icicle is stuck in the vagina or asshole unexpectedly.
1.The icey mike was fine for a minute, until my vagina became numb from the cold.
2.An icey mike in the ass, is a no-fail alarm clock.
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A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.
Mike Lemont gave me a footlong.
Who brought the sandwiches? Mike Lemont.
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(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.
person on an iron lung:
"......."
person to person on iron lung:
"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."
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