OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

When someone changes themself but is still a jerk.

Katie, oh speak to me ol' toothless wonder. Your voice has changed but your breath still smells the same. That's what I have to say about your "new persona"

7👍 24👎

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

You are so bored that you typed in every character top to bottom then again using SHIFT then left to right and again using SHIFT.

You cant use this in a sentence. It's physically impossible and implausible. But here's a sentence anyway. "`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?" You say. "What the fuck". That's the sentence.

18👍 6👎

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\

just turn your computer, if you've reached this state of boredom you should just stop, rethink your life choices, and maybe just go sit on your couch get all comfy and shit and just finish your fuckin school work and stop procrastinating.

"hey bro im gonna look up `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\"'

bro: suicides

5👍 5👎

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}

You are so bored you hit every key on the keyboard forwards and diagonal lower and uppercase.

"Hey bro! Look up `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}!"

3👍 3👎

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

The final level of keyboard smashing. You did all of the letter combinations then you did all caps as well then you did all of that backward. Its so long that Urban Dictionary doesn't let you add the last `. I don't think there is anything further than this unless you add spaces.

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` is my favorite thing to manually type when I'm bored.

39👍 12👎

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~

YOU HAVE REACHED THE END BY NOW YOU DO NOT EXIST BECAUSE OF HOW BOARD YOU ARE DON'T WORRY I TRIED DOING IT BUT I FOUND NOTHING.
YOU CLAIMED THE "I NO LONGER EXIST TROPHY"

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~

3👍 2👎

Ol '59er

The Wish equivalent of 69. Partners knaw unsatifyingly at each other's knees through jeans.

"I'm thinking of breaking up with Daryl. We've been dating 2 months and all I've gotten is an Ol '59er. My jeans have a hole and my gums are bleeding."