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Am 14 Februar ist national suck your boyfriends dick day.
Boy: Schatz weißt du was heute 14.Februar ist?
Girl: Ja Valentinstag.
Boy: und was noch?
Girl: keine Ahnung.
Boy: National suck your boyfriends dick Day.
Girlb *kniet sich hin und fängt an*
The number of days it took the United States to add one million cases of Covid-19 to its total. 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third, 14 days for the fourth million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.
He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28-14. Not a football play. Not the combination to a safe. It was the exponential, viral spread of the disease. He understood that they could reasonably expect the next million cases to accrue in a week.
A beautifully unique girl. She is very very pretty and she is a social butterfly. Ellie has a very attractive personality which people love and will have all the lads coming after her. She’s a really positive person and sees the best in everyone even in people who have done her wrong in the past.
Ugh I love ellie__.14 so much!
How Ari stans call the song “pete davidson” from the sweetener album
Arianator 1: i loveeee the song pete davidson
Arianator 2: u mean track 14? We dont call that song by its original name anymore...
Based on demographic results of the the 2020 US Census, and describing a black American as their proportion to the overall US Population. The person labeled as such is usually engaged in criminal or uncivilized behavior.
The wanted gunman is described as a 14 percenter.
If you were born on September 14 , u da realest bitchhh😜
: ay were you born on September 14?
: yea , how come?
: you da realest bitchhh evaaaa 😜
A day you shouldn’t celebrate if you were born on that day
Hey where you born on September 14
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