Shit Cat

A phrase used by Ryan Schreiber of Pitchfork Media in his laughable review of John Coltrane's 'Live At The Village Vanguard'. He uses it primarily to imitate a 1960's black Coltrane fan, and as a result the review is cringeworthy and practically racist.

Shit Cat, dat brother coltrane got messed up by dem jaws o' death but it don't make a difference.

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Pinky The Cat

A funny video found on various websites with video search features. It features a police deputy holding a cat (on a local news channel) and saying that it is up for adoption. The cat then leaps over his shoulder and thrashes around, finally winding it's way around his leg and biting him in the groin.

"This is Pinky the cat, he's a male domestic short hair, and he's pet of the week, Blackford County Animal Shelter. He's a very loving cat..."
-Sheriff (before the cat attacks him)

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cat fight

1. any nasty fight between women, not necessarily involving physical violence

2. two women fighting. Often involving manuvures men would consider out of bounds e.g. pulling hair, scratching, etc.

3. the male fantasy of two women ripping each others clothes off. Combines the pleasure of multiple strippers, wrestling, and novelty for free. What's not to like?

4. the most sexist/sexiest TV commercial of recent memory in which two models strip down to their lingerie in a pool at a fancy restaurant in less than one minute.

The cat fight commercial was Kitana Baker's ticket to fame. She tore off the "Tastes Great" babe's top in one swipe.

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Cat in the Tub

When a man tries to put his nutsack into a woman's vagina. It is almost imposible, like trying to put a cat in a bathtub.

Cat in the tub

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cat bath

Similar to sponge bath, but substitute the sponge for your tongue.

That girl is so hot, Ted wants to dip her in chocolate and give her a cat bath.

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Black Cat

Some believe they're bad luck. Some say that's racist. I say Its just a cat it's not racist or bad luck. Well it is bad luck if you're a mouse.

-A black cat! Oh no! That's bad luck!
-You racist.

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nigger cat

is basically black panther

black panthers real name is nigger cat

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