COVID STREET WEAR

Any type of fashion that is worn with a mask when non the street.

Bro, what the fuck are you wearing that mask for?

Oh it's just the latest fashion trend called Covid Street wear.

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Covid-🥷🏿

When radical Islamists and jihadists have taken advantage of the lockdown during the coronavirus pandemic to mobilize themselves in carrying out terrorist attacks against “infidels” and politicians who speak out against those try to impose their extremist ideology on others.

In many African and Asian countries that have been infiltrated by extremists and jihadists, locals are more frightened of Covid-🥷🏿 than Covid-19.

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covid vaccine munchies

Food cravings experienced after receiving a Covid-19 vaccine.

See also: cvm

"Man, I could murder a couple of buckets of chicken wings... And a large kebab... And a side of ribs... And a bath-tub filled with pasta... And the neighbours' goat would be great in a curry..."
"I thought you were vegetarian."
"I am!!"
"Sounds like Covid vaccine munchies. Eat a dry biscuit and have a lie-down."

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Covid-19 Vaccine

The only hope for the developed countries to prevent their economies from further declining, and for the developing countries to prevent theirs from collapsing, as a result of the pandemic—when vaccination for the population is the solution to economic salvation.

The shortage of Covid-19 vaccines and the poorly constructed vaccine distribution channels in most developing countries only push them to the back of the line in securing billions of shots for their people—when donations via vaccine diplomacy aren’t being helped by poor storage facilities in many developing nations.

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Don’t be afraid of Covid!

What Donald J. Trump cold-heartedly tweeted to Americans to “prove” to them that he had triumphed over the virus, as if everybody could have access to 24/7 world-class medical care and to experimental medications as him to speed up their recovery.

President Trump’s “Don’t be afraid of Covid!” is not only offensive or repugnant to the families and friends of the 210,000-odd people who had died of Covid-19, and to the 7.5 million of people who had contracted the virus, but also irresponsible or ill-advised to the American public, who are repulsed by his lack of sympathy.

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Don’t be afraid of Covid.

Donald J. Trump’s frighteningly callous or cold-hearted message to Americans not to let the coronavirus control their lives, as if they could just utter a simple prayer for it to go away, for he is the living proof that he has triumphed over the virus thanks to 24/7 world-class medical care and “compassionate drugs,” which very few of them would get access to.

President Trump’s “Don’t be afraid of Covid.” tweet is not only offensive or repugnant to the families and friends of the 210,000-odd people who had died, and of the 7.5 millions who were infected, of Covid-19, but also irresponsible or ill-advised to those who are struggling to protect themselves and those around them.

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Covid-19 Disbelievers

Retards who believe Covid-19 isn't real. They normally:
1. Use the term 'sheep' (which roughly translates to "I'm a narcissist who believes anyone opposing my views are morons and I'm right all the time") to describe people who are taking safety precautions and using common sense.
2. Are normally found on news videos discussing the virus on YouTube.
3. Use ellipses and exclamation points frequently.
4. Believe the virus isn't real and that the government wants to control people through fear.
5. Believe the "New World Order" is coming.
6. Self-righteous, egotistical, arrogant and completely delusional.
7. Escaped convicts of Arkham Asylum.
8. Have no sense of humor.
9. Typically middle-aged to elderly (although some young ones are emerging).
10. Go to anti-Covid 19 protests that do fuck all.
11. Believe that lockdown is equal to house arrest.
12. Want to turn everything into a conspiracy involving the government because they don't want to believe anything natural happens.
13. Do five minutes of research and believe their fucking Albert Einsten.

Covid-19 Disbeliever: You're all blind sheep following the government's fear-mongering tactics... Why won't you wake up and see that this "virus" is just a ploy to control us!! So much fake news... And you're all falling for it!!!

Person with common sense: Get a load of this! One of those Covid-19 Disbelievers. What a fucking twat. I truly hope you get the help you need to deluded little cunt.

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