Looka text

A text sent through iMessage that exceeds the 18,996 max character limit, thus causing an arrow to appear which expands the message into a text reader rather than iMessage.

This crazy bitch is blowing up my phone. She won't stop sending me Looka texts. It's like reading a novel.

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Text Fingers

The state one's fingers are in when texting extremely fast.

Oh snap, that chick has got fast text fingers!

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text blank

When you accidentally send a blank text message.

Jon:
Matt: ????
Jon: Oops, I text blanked.

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Blind Texting

When someone texts while not looking (ex. in a hoodie, in jeans pocket) so they don't get caught. Mostly done in school.

She was blind texting in her purse so she wouldn't get it taken away from her teacher.

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Text Slur

Slurring through text messages by using the same letters multiple times.

"I can't waaaaaaiiittt to partyyy!" - Person 1
"Nice use of a text slur!" - Person 2

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Text Lag

The phenomenon when you go to send a text, or google something, on your phone and realize that you were already in the middle of some other task that you must finish before texting which leads to another task and then you forget the original task or text. Then you finally send the text a while later.

"Wait, I didn't text you? Oh, sorry, I sometimes get into a Text Lag loop and never catch up."

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douche texting

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche texting

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