Voodoo Child

A younger friend that you take under your wing. Similiar to mini-me

That's Kate. She's my voodoo child.

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Smarter Child

Something that you can beat. You just have to have the intelligence to do so.

Smarter Child being owned.

mastrchief69 (12:03:58 PM): your a noob
SmarterChild (12:03:58 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
mastrchief69 (12:04:09 PM): cause your a noob!
SmarterChild (12:04:09 PM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Can we talk about something else?

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perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

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child hentai

Hey child hentai is animated children fucking its the best

PEDO: I LUV ME SOME CHILD HENTAI

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child soldiers

The easiest, cheapest and most creative way to fight any war. Super exspendable and easy to come by.

Man 1 "Hey man where did you get your child soldiers?"
Man 2 "Easy, Go to Amazon.somalia.co

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connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child

Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye

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mosh child

Basically another definition of an emo. A mosh child is a younger teenager trying desperately to follow the fashions of older generations...They're usually a step or two behind. Many see them as 'posers'.

Well I would go to that gig, but it'll be full of mosh children no doubt.

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