Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
If Joe Biden is Joe Vibin, then Donald Trump must be Donald Duck.
Donald Trump nick name is Donald Duck.
Hey did you know Donald Trump is Donald Duck.
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It’s water , you thirsty bitch .
“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”
When you sucessfully convince a person you met online to fly, at her expence, to see you for a booty call.
He is "the man", there he goes Pulling a Duck again.
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