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i am out straight

way too busy as in totally scheduled

I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!

by mike rekola July 14, 2006

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


where the hell am i

You're on the Urban Dictionary, you fucking idiot.

But you already knew that. You only wanted to see if some sarcastic asshole made this page. Never ask "where the hell am I" again!

by QWEEFTY November 30, 2016

42πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


I am coming for you

talk to you
argue with you
show you
give you
debate with you

Man I am coming for you.

by I hope it helps December 22, 2016

30πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


I am teh win

Translates from internet slang to "I have Beaten you in a quarrel" or more directly as β€œI am the winner”

Often used in the β€œreal world” for comedy effect.

steam player 1: where are yoo
steam player 1: theres just the two of us
steam player 1: muhaha
steam player 2: IZ SEE JOO FAGGOT
* steam player 1 recieved shot to the head by steam player 2
steam player 2: I AM TEH WIN1111111one

by Urban Dictionary July 16, 2006

28πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Don't do this at 3 AM!

A video type in YouTube where a YouTuber wakes up from sleep at midnight to record the video and then do an activity (Such as calling someone, playing a game, go out, etc.) until they see creepy things/hear creepy sounds and then a jumpscare or something like that.

"Don't do this at 3 AM!" types:
"Don't do gymnastics at 3 AM"
"Don't go to McDonald's at 3 AM"
"Don't use bath bombs at 3 AM"
"Don't try this online chatroom at 3 AM"
"Don't play Roblox at 3 AM"
"Don't call ForKy at 3 AM"
"Don't talk to Siri at 3 AM on Clinton Road"
"Don't do snakes at 3 AM"
"Don't call Dora at 3 AM"
"Don't call SpongeBob at 3 AM"
"Don't play Among Us at 3 AM"
"Don't call your mom at 3 AM"
And more...

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021


I am a walmart bag.

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

by The real Captain Felipe September 16, 2019