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I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

OnIons

1.a vegetable

2.Cunt

He is a OnIons.i hate him

Onion

Something that has layers

Shrek eat onions

Onion

1. To be an onion one must continuously trash talk others while knowing full well that they are incapable of doing the same thing.

2. The act of being an absolute bellend.

John is such a fucking onion.

Onion

To delve deep into the meaning of something

“Mary and I had a long conversation to onion our friendship and we got a lot closer.”

Onion

Marijuana bud or ounce

Mounnaaaa is selling onion

Onion

An onion has layers. It is death. Cut it until you cry. Waaa

Person 1: I'm like an onion...
Person 2: in what way?
Person 1: I'm always cold so I wear many layers, and I make everyone cry.