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(White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
Andres is typically a Simp, one who when single hangs out with the boys and I'd all about the party. Problem is that it doesn't happen often as he falls in love once a month them goes into SIMP hibernation where you never hear from again.
Friend 1: Should we try and invite Andres?
Friend 2: Remember we don't have his number anymore as he is in full Andres mode of being a SIMP.
Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes
Hey do you know that one kid?
You mean andres yeah
Andres is a bitch and the name Andres should be considered a massive red flag.
"Fuck Andres" -Anthony
"Yeah fuck Andres he smells like a bitch" -Noah
Someone with this name is really cool, smart, attractive, athletic, funny, and just all around perfect. They also have an amazing attitude and are good at everything they do. If you have someone in your life named this, you should feel grateful and appreciate them everyday.
Wow! Andres is so cool, I wanna be friends with him.
A Andre is a person with a Big and a Large Penis
Ouh Andre yetserday i have seen your big and large penis in my girlfriend
Eddy Valero’s middle name. Super sexy.
Person 1: what’s Eddy’s middle name?
Person 2: andres, super sexy ey?
Person 1: hell yeah