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Angels Envy is A type of Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Angel’s Envy Distillery. It’s 46% ABV. You know how people drinks certain types of whiskey and they think they are cool? This shit is so damn good not only will it make you smack your mama but.. also kick her in the azz It’s very hard to get because snobby people in line at the liquor try buying all of it. Instead of leaving some that sweet juice with people who will appreciate it .
I needs a bottle of that angels envy please
Drake Stans who stay on dick! Call it a classic 2 seconds after midnight type shit.
You know that boy shameless he an Aubrey’s angel.
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Everytime you call her she say she would help, but if she did the sea would electrocute us all.
So I called up my friend the good angel, and...
When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection
Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner
Best person ever.
Character from "Chainsaw Man" manga/anime series.
HIS* ability is to steal your lifespan. For example, 18 minutes of direct contact with HIM* could Kill you.
Loves Ice cream and hates fighting.
(he's just so cute god fucking damnit)
Aki: I can still tap dat angel bussy even if it costs me my lifespan.
Angel Devil: bro, wtf?
Aki: One time I touched your hand for 3 second, that took away 6 months of my lifespan, so 10 seconds won't even be a problem if I'm gonna penetrate that thicc ass of yours
Angel devil: you confuse and frighten me, Aki.
A person, particularly a man, who is so far in the closet that he sits somewhere between a goodwill donation bag and your Grandma’s old Christmas decorations.
He claims to be straight, but he’s definitely and Angel Topper.