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Angel Medrano’s are know to have some of the fattest dump trucks of an ass. Currently an Angel Medrano holds the world record for the phastest dumpy. No🧢
“Yo is that Angel Medrano, the man with the fattest ass?”
make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.
Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room
a brilliant minded person has a short temper but he does not give up he will stick with you through thick and thin don't get on his bad side it may result in a hospital
god i wish i was a charlie angell
A private catholic all girls Art & Science school. (QAA for short) The girls are very smart, athletic, artistic and considerate to others. They are the sister school to Loyola High School, Villa Maria and Sacred Heart.
Loyola Boy #1: Did you see that girl on the train?
Loyola Boy #2: Oh her yeah, she's awesome, she must go to Queen of angels!
The cutest being to ever exist. She is guaranteed to make you feel happy from how cute she is. She's always there for someone when they are feeling bad, and will always make sure they feel loved and appriciated. Did I mention that she's cute? She will always deny her cuteness, but that just makes her cuter.
You: LOOK! It's Angel! She's so cute!
Baddie Angel: NOT CUTE!
Everyone else has a heart attack from cuteness
After one feciates, there is a lack of residue of poop leaving their toilet paper or whiping material completely clean.
Espically good when pooping outside
It was okay that the bathroom ran out of toilet paper, I had an angel poop anyway.
The dreamy beach city. Home of crackheads, baby cockroaches, traffic jams, rich assholes, and disappointment. It’s cheaper to live in Tokyo than in LA and that’s saying something.
Person: Dude I wonder what Los Angeles is like.
Person 2: don’t go there, I found a blunt in my hotel closet, a tour guide overcharged me and there was meth in his tour bus.