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There is no universal term for a collection of assholes in one place, instead terminology tends to cross religious and social economic boundaries. In the North of England one might encounter a Pile of assholes at a soccer match, whereas in Detroit this same group would be a Pack. Some particularly unflattering examples exist, such as the Nasty Bag of assholes (South East Asia).
On the way back from the concert we were delayed by a group of assholes, locally known as a "Set"
Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.
Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.
Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!
Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!
Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.
Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.
When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.
In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.
An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”
A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything
"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"