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august 4

the day two girls got together for the second time

person a : what day is it?
person b : its august 4, Jack and jill got back together

by emilia burnett October 20, 2019


August 24th

National spend money on sam day

August 24th I’m a slut wassup.

by menobody328 July 29, 2020


August 24th

National blow up a primary school day!

Hey dude, what day is it?
-It's August 24th! Wanna come with me to blow shit up?
-sure!

by Officer piggy wiggy August 23, 2021


August 24th

Kobe day. Legends Never die.

Joe, it’s August 24th. Let’s go shoot some hoops in honor of Kobe

by Brandonimo January 30, 2020


August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021


August 9th

August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.

Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.

Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.

Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?

Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th

Person 1: she is such a great leader.

Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?

Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th

Person 1: makes sense.

by Thetruthwill setyoufree July 23, 2022


August 22nd

National sneak out day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022