Austin High School

A hell hole built sometime in the 1960's. The schools buildings are the most decrepit thing in Decatur, AL. The student body sees themselves as high class well to do people, but in reality they are middle class or lower and will never be successful in what they desire to be. The reason these students will never be successful is their lack of work ethic and overall stupidity. Showcasing their stupidity is a group of want to be rednecks who put "Back Country Off Road" windshield stickers on their trucks. These guys think they are the coolest thing ever and think that lifting a truck 3ft off the ground makes you cool.

Student 1: Hey I go to Austin High School.
Student 2: Sucks for you that place sucks some mean nuts man.

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Nick austin

Emma hoogerhydes husband

Person 1: who's that with nick austin
Person 2:oh that's his wife

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hayley austin

perfect

damn i'd tap dat ass
hayley austin isi hot

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austin chakita

a sexy boy, who loves a girl that starts with a r. And will do anything for her. He loves his bestfriend Keeshawn, and is a nigger.

"austin chakita he has lots of friends."

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austin watts

He is a super athletic and attractive, popcorn loving, lacrosse player. you'd squeal just looking at him! His female friends aren't as attractive as the girls that admire him, but he has yet to realize it. His dirty blonde hair and blue eyes could steal the hearts of any girl. one look and you're hooked!

Female: OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE AUSTIN WATTS WITH HIS NEW GF?!?!?
Other Female: YAAASSSSSS shes so ugly! he could do better.

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steve austin powers

Awesome wrestling skill of the likes of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

LIL' KIM:
Mike Tyson wouldn't leave me alone, so I whipped out some Steve Austin powers on him!

MIKE TYSON:
Really, Lil' Kim isn't much of a wrestler -- but you should see her box!

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jake t. austin

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.

Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"

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