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"Woo!" -Wilbur Soot, Your New Boyfriend
Apart from Boyfriend dick
1. A penis the size of or bigger than your boyfriends penis.
2. Referring to your boyfriends dick.
1. She said he had her boyfriends dick.
2. My boyfriends dick was amazing
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A song made by the Youtuber, Streamer and Musical Artist, Wilbur Soot. This song was released in 2020. It is a Comedic song. It is related to the two songs called: “I’m in Love with An E-Girl” and "Internet Ruined me".
Person 1: Have you heard about the latest song Wilbur uploaded?
Person 2: Yeah! I think it's called Your New Boyfriend.
National Boyfriend Day is October 3rd. This is a day to show appreciation to boyfriends everywhere for the good things they do. Do something nice for your boyfriend today. Take him fishing or golfing or whatever his favorite activity. Go out for dinner or to a movie. Whatever you choose to do, let him know you appreciate him.
Andy, today is all about you and your special day, National Boyfriend Day!
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A disease that afflicts girls who acquire a boyfriend and ignore every other person in their lives except for their significant other. They spend every moment possible with this person, much to the annoyance of their friends.
A girl with OMG!Boyfriend usually doesn't notice she has the disease until said boyfriend breaks up with her two years later and she's left alone and friendless.
I was supposed to go to the mall with Sarah, but she bailed on me to hang out with Steve. She has a horrible case of OMG!Boyfriend Syndrome.
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A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.
Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.
Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.
Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend
Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.
Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
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a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship
Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend
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