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The man whose name is on the child support cheque.
Derrick's my boyfriend, but Jamelle's my baby daddy
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An extraordinarily large penis
"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"
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Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.
Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
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When you are running through the mall and you punch a baby in a stroller whithout breaking your stride. This is allways a good time. You havn't lived til you've been baby punching.
'This show sucks, I'm going baby punching'.
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Habbo babies are extremely sad people who think its fun to pretend to be a baby and get pixel parents. Always ask for hc habbo club parents, and are very likely to say it's their birthday so they get given furni. Also add w's to every word they say including actions (they are incapable of typing normally) and talk in stars when they pretend to do something. The most irritating of all habbos.
Normally Wear: Hoodies (Pink for girl, Blue for boys)
Shorts Or Skirt
And many girls have bunches of hair
and claim to be newborn.
Habbo Babies:
(Habbo baby enters adoption room)
Baby: *Fwalls Dwown On Pwuffeh Nwappeh And Swucklesh Thwumbeh*
Parent: (Thinks) Ahh what a cute child let me adopt him/her.
Parent:Hey Sweetie Can i Adopt Yooh?
Baby: Nwo, Woo Scwaree
(Baby Walks Up To Hc)
Baby: *Swuckles Thwumb Cwutely* Ewwo Pwetty Lwady
Aaaaaargh!
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A phrase made popular by NFL WR Chad OchoCinco, Kiss the Baby is commonly used in competition to symbolize the point of no return, or "the end" for the opposing team.
The San Diego Defense might as well Kiss the Baby because we've already won.
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pissbaby is dream, 20 year old minecraft youtuber with 10+ mil subs, he's the fastest growing channel on youtube currently
Dream is a pissbaby because of this tweet:
"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
also twitter stans managed to get #pissbaby trending #1 in usa
Dream is a Piss Baby
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