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A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina
Man I could really use a skin bagel right now
Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)
David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me
An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.
A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.
Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.
A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.
"John is being such a cock bagel today"
a vaggle but it's on your bagel!!!
your girlf: hey bae look at my bagel, it has vaggle on it!
you: it's a vaggle bagel you dumb blonde bitch!
When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.