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A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy
“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”
Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.
Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!
Bango bandit.
Synonym for a homosexual person.
Often used as either a slur or inside joke within friends.
Not to be used at a pride rally or choose death.
"Hey its the bango bandit"(slur)
"Your such a bango bandit"(used as insult as a joke for being a wimp)
A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.
The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.
That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased
The act of using a sweaty armpit as librication and then procedding to pleasure the partner with the armpit.
After she got home from the gym she gave her husband a sweaty bandit.