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When you have sex (looking this up is kind of sad)
Guy: Baby Lets go to 4th base tonite
Girl: I'm On my period
Guy: oh come on i been wanting to nail you for ages!
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The base attained after completing bases 1st-364th, one per day, starting on January 1st. You must reach home base with the partner of your choosing on top of the New Year's Day ball in New York City, and a climax must be attained at exactly 12:00 AM, when the ball hits the ground. This is the ultimate feat, and will make you more powerful then God and Chuck Norris combined.
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the New Year's eve show? I totally got to 365th base!
Person 2: Dude, thats awesome! What are you going to do now?
Person 1: Now i have to wait until leap year so that I can reach 366th base!
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Means your home or your primary place of residence. The term is derived from Baseball where the Fourth Base in a diamond is called the 'Home Plate'...
"Ayo, holla at me, I'm at my fourth base dog"
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A person of exceptionally low character.
(A more sophisticated and olde-timey, albeit milder, way of saying "scum of the earth.")
"Mildred, what happened to all of our greenback dollars? Did that young man come in here and...?"
"Yes, Zebulon, he did."
"Why, that base individual!"
"Now Zebulon!!"
"Yes dear..."
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when you have sex with 23 people
friend: so i want to this party and we went to the23th base!
me:omg!
friend:and i was the only girl there ;D
me: how big
Friend: 12 by 4..............all in at once
me: omg r u in pain
friend no it was awesome
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2nd base with chuck norris. nuff said.
guy1: Hey you never guess what i did last night.......
guy2: What didnt you do last night?
guy1: Cut it with the crap, ok, 10000000000000th base, i touched chuck norris' penis xD
guy2: Oh so thats why the universe is imploding....
*BOOM!!!1!!!111!!!!!eleven!!11!!!!!*
>.< ffs.
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In dating, the act of oral sex on a woman
Due, I got to 3rd base with my girlfried last night!
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