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An old crippled skin sack with a politicians hand up his ass like a puppet. He often forgets he is president but makes up for it by forgetting he exists.
My favorite joe Biden quote is tricanametrodepressure
A complete incompetent moron who is currently in charge of America, also has a fixation in children and cannot comprehend where he is most of the time.
Hey bro gas prices just went up!
Yep. Thanks Joe Biden
A Brainfart.
To Utterly screw up and have no Idea how you screwed up.
The state of being a political puppet.
To be locked in a basement.
Gosh Bob, the election numbers just came in and that racist old schmuck actually won. The electors must have had a Joe Biden.
Dang Joe, that tactical withdrawal from Afghanistan sure was a Joe Biden!
Hey Frank, I heard that Kamala Harris is in charge behind the scenes. Me too John, this whole situation sounds like a Joe Biden.
Hey Kamala, will you let me out of this basement... Hello Kamala, you there? Hello? Darn whipersnappers. A classic Joe Biden.
A senile old man who fenagled himself into running the entire U.S. by essentially promising to fix everything with the wave of a magic wand and that, "orange man racist, orange man bad" (in case you're brain is filled with as many holes as a fine swiss cheese, that's not an actual Biden quote) and is in a running gun battle with his teleprompter.
"Dude did you see Joe Biden's fight with the teleprompter today?"
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."