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A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation
Why are you always a blanket rack
A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
The lines one gets from laying on a low thread-count blanket for too long. Can also be found upon waking up. Often sighted on the legs, arms, or chest.
After our picnic, we lay on the blanket for hours. Upon getting up, we were both covered in blanket hickeys.
When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!
Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?
Noah: No, man what happened?
Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!
Noah: Radical.
That caveman is wearing an awesome frank blanket
something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.
squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"
John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
Performing the act of oral sex on a female.
"I will suck your blanket all night"