Whoring the boat

A term referring to a night of sexual intercourse with one's girlfriend and then sleeping all night. Usually used in a detrimental or playful manner by friends who obviously want to do something more interesting. Especially pertinent in the case where that particular friend's girlfriend is on the larger side.

"So why isn't Jonny here tonight?"

"Oh, he's whoring the boat all night again."

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Tuna Boated

when your man is gonna go out with his buddies and you dont fully trust him. you drink some tuna water and give him head before he goes out so if another chick is to go down there it isnt gonna smell good

Man my chick tuna boated me, I aint gonna get any strange tonight!!!!

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Boat Ride

Also known as a "Tank Job", this term refers to the practice of a district attorney putting on a show trial for the public in prosecuting a criminal, without any real intention of convicting or sending them to jail. This defined by Charles Stoker, in "Thiker'n Thieves", 1951.

Americans were taken for a boat ride by James Comey in his investigation of Hillary Clinton.

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boat party

The place where hella hoez dwell and if you miss this once in a lifetime experience, you really missed out on life (sorry, bro).

VB truly wanted to go to the boat party and find his true other half, but he was guilt tripped to the point where he chose not to go, thus leaving him without the other half, and the truth that he never will find one or even have another chance too, though he still can stay home and give himself rusty trombones.

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Banana Boat

1.

an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.



2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.

Banana Boats make a camp out, a sleep over or any outing a true festival, indeed!

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Swamp Boat

When you motor boat a transvestite with a hairy chest.

I was wiff my tranny girlfriend, Enriqua Suave. I told her/him to take out her boobs so I could wrap my face like a burrito. But all I got was a boca full of hair. I wanted a motor boat, not a swamp boat. Ay yai yai!!!

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gravy boat

The act of defocating in someones mouth. (often confused with "hot carl/karl" which is to defocate upon ones chest).

"Grandma makes one mean gravy boat!"

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