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A simple game, which can be enjoyed by children of all ages. Despite protests by feminist groups, this game has yet to accept women players.
Rules:
Step 1 - select who plays first. This is critical to the success of the game, as first-mover advantage is key. Any method which both players agree on can be used, eg coin toss.
Step 2. Player one kicks player two as hard as possible in the nuts.
Step 3. Player two, if able, kicks player one as hard as possible in the nuts.
Game ends.
"Do you fancy a game of Ro Sham Bo this evening? Giles is coming round and he is quite proficient."
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"I Go Bo Wai!" These were the first words of the great Text of the Sun. This book, one of twenty-two, was the Chinese philosopher Go Bo Wai's greatest work. Born of a goat and a flower, as legends say, he is hailed as the greatest philosopher since Confucius himself. His childhood was deeply troubled: His mother, Wis Wai Yu Go, and his father, Go Wan Wai were both poor merchants. They sold novelty tea sets for funerals, which, obviously, was quite a distasteful fetish at the time, unlike it is today. When Go Bo Wai was born, his parents took up dirt-farming, which, suprisingly, was less profitable. His sister Go Noo Wai, his brother Go Ah Wai, and their baby brother, Hermaf Ri Dite, (Or Hermy, as they called him), were all diagnosed with several diseases, including, but not limited to, childhood obesity, Cox's pox, hysterical pregnancy, debilitating overbites, and severe depth perception impairment. Go Bo Wai, though, somehow made it through his childhood with minimal terminal congenital diseases and few facial lesions. Sadly, his brothers and sister all died in, respectively, a freak abbacus accident, hysterical childbirth, and dehydration caused by sonic diarrhea: "the noisy killer." Go Bo Wai and his dog, Frankenpoopenmeyer, traveled across the known world in search of enlightenment, where he discovered the Polynesian beauty, Undunda. She became his muse. Together they conqured the world-- through beauty and sickeningly excessive lovemaking. Today we can thank Go Bo Wai for his many contributions to modern philosophy, art, and technology (He invented the derigible, the color "blue," the modern-day sweater, electricity, as well as ethnic profiling at airports. He was laid to rest in the year 666, which many insist is a sign for the coming of Doom's Day, then, others graciously stone those naysayers to death. Go Bo Wai died in the Massacre of St. Morticia, and is buried in one of many mass-graves at St. Morticia's Library for the Blind. A single axe-wielder butchered 700 blind people in one day, who were listening to Go Bo Wai give a speech on the wonders of visual art, and was accidentally lumped in with the blinds. Tragically, no one saw it coming. He shall be deeply missed by all.
"I Go Bo Wai!"
--Go Bo Wai, Text of the Sun, Book II, Line XXVI
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A large, marijuana, blunt that has taken the shape of a baseball bat.
If every one puts their weed together, we can roll a "Fatty Bo Batty"!!!
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The act of two males kicking each other in the balls until one of them gives up.
Let's play ro sham bo!
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BoHO Chic: It's street fashion of The Village in NYC but coupled with Vintage and a little Hippie and Gypsy thrown in for that added touch. You know when you see it. It's got a 70's flair to it-very Retro.
Bo Ho Chic's best examples are: Sienna Miller and Johnny Depp's Vanessa.
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A game (usually to solve a dispute) where two men kick eachother in the balls as hard as they can. The first person to give up loses.
"That's my duck." "No, I'ts mine" "Fine, let's play ro-sham-bo"
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Soul Mates, True Love, Husband and Wife.
Rachel and Bo McMURTREY...
Bo and Rachel have 2 sons...