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A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint
We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.
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Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.
Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."
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When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.
"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"
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Donating ones boner, out of the goodness of their heart, to a needing recipient.
"yo that hoe is so fine..i would totally be her boner donor"
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A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
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The crease in your pants that looks like you have a boner.
"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"
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The excitement that WSU fans get when their pathetic Football team is about to play in the coming days.
Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
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