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When a muff is well-trimmed like astro turf or a putting green surface.
"Hey Alex what did you have for dinner last night?" "Oh man, I had the best Turf Burger... some may call it Surf & Turf."
A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
“Hey nice dick burger, dickhead. Where’d you get it from?“
“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”
It is a regular burger, but with Ramen noodles instead of buns. This is usually eaten if food stamps didn't come in yet and you have no burger buns.
I didn't have any buns so I had to go and make ramen noodle burgers. The ramen burger was a last minute options.
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A kind of toothpaste that effectively ruins your teeth; an advertisement parody
CHILD 1- "Have you heard the latest advertisement?"
CHILD 2 - "No, what's it about?"
CHILD 1 - "Burger toothpaste,"
CHILD 2 - "Burger what? What's that?"
CHILD 1 - "It goes like this ... Burrrrr-ger toothpaste, no cavities, no teeth, Ole!"
CHILD 2 - "A very useful type of toothpaste that is!"
(Note the no cavities no teeth part)
When poo is squished between the butt cheeks in form of sandwich.
Dude, why didn’t you grab me some more toilet paper? I had to get it myself and now I have major burger ass.
Sexual position involving two males and one female, one male in the back with his penis inserted into her anus, female in the middle, and the other male in the front with his penis in the females mouth. If the man in the back starts humping, the females mouth slides up the other mans dick, if she slides back, she falls into his dick, pretty simple.
Dude, me and Ethan ran a Sliding Burger on Raina last night!