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jesus gun
jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
noun
1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
Damn that mtz, he pieced out our entire squad with that big bad jesus gun......again.
Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.
Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"
Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"
Billie Joe Armstrong: I’m the son of rage band love. The Jesus of Suburbia. The bible of none of the above on a steady diet of Soda Pop and Ritalin. No one ever died for my sins in hell as far as I can tell. At least the ones that I got away with.
When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.
"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."
"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.
YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.
When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)
Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!