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When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*
Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
best cannon in the whole of fortnite and everyone should use it because he is chill and likes it up there if you know what i mean ;)
"That man is a total explosive goo cannon"
That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.
I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.
When you cum in your girl and you don't want the kid. The male precedes to take out a plan B from his wallet, and puts it in the it of his dick. And then analy fucks her until the pill pops out of the tip and into the Girls rectum.
Hey bro I just had to pill cannon this bitch because I don't want a kid.
Mr. Cannon is a god among men
Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan
My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it
Delusion caused by head cannon, it is where someone has a head cannon for a show or game and insists it canon and goes great lengths like mental gymnastics to prove it is even the creator of the game or show of the head canon says other
A twitter called another twitter user transphobic because they point out Spider Gwen isn't trans for having a trans flag she's just an ally , in the users head cannon delusion user harassed other twitter user
The act of finishing during sex and resembling a World War 2 cannon going off while under attack
Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon
Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon