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A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.
Omg this trash ass player named Captain Capri needs to be off the team!
Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance
The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.
Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.
In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue
"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"
To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.
"OMG, something was wrong with that meal. I am totally going to Captain George!"
A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"
Captain Fanta is better than Captain Coke
Guy#1: who's that dude over there?
Guy#2: Oh him? Yeah, he's Captain Todd. Haven't you heard about him?
A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.
"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."